Zodiac signs 35 years ago

Got this forwarded email and check how funny it is:

Below are true descriptions of zodiac
signs, with traits from a book (what?) written
35 years ago by an astrologist
predictions (who?).

AQUARIUS – The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone
loves them right now. Always Wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal.
Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to
please. The one and only. 7 Years of
bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES – The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves
to joke. Very Good sense of humor.
Energetic. Predict future. GREAT
kisser. Always get what they want.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in
long relationship. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.

LEO – The Coolest one
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love
is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person Ever meet! however not
the kind of person you wanna mess
with… u might end up crying… 9
years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI – The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not
one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.

CANCER – Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind. Loves being In long-
term relationships. Extremely
energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Especially with
your mom. Not a Fighter, But will
Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in bed… Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock
you out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY
FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE
MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
Have fun. Is really good at almost
anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to
mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.

TAURUS- The Cutie
Most Amazing kisser. Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random
and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous.
Great at telling Stories. Not a
Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out if it comes down to it. Someone
you should hold on to. 12 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA – The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun
to be around. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irresistible. Loves being in long
relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves
to own Geminis’ in sports. Extremely
fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of
bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO – Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what
they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves
to help people in times of need. Good
kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A
caring person. One of a kind. Not one
to mess with. Are the most attractive
people on earth! 15 years of bad luck
if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to
find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to
give. Not one to mess with. Very
pretty.

If you would believe it!

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