I am Rainbow

This is not even new - taking pictures while having sex - but the Chinese media is having a field day with Edison Chen sex scandal with several famous celebrities. Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and countless public figures had experienced this before and they didn’t try to commit suicide or quit the entertainment business. But then, the Chinese are certainly more conservative than Americans.

Guys wondered how did he get to sleep with so many beautiful girls (and women) and they were green with envy. People wondered why the girls were so trusting (or stupid) to let him take their sex pictures together.

But it’s their relationship (or 1 night stand, whatever). It’s their private lives that got out of hand to the public.

As if innocent looking girls are virgins or sexily dressed girls are harlots! Puh lease! Like guys who appear as family men or squeaky clean are really that!

xxx

Working in IT company, my colleagues - those technicians who fix hardwares offered suggestions:

“Delete all “bad” files from your computer before you send the computer to service center. Why still put personal things there?”

Another pondered, “Maybe PC couldn’t even start or load, so can’t backup or delete.”

“Ahh.. that’s why, must use encryption and password for certain files & folders!”

“Yes, WinZip can put password!”

“But I can just download WinZip password extractors from internet.”

“No, you put more than 8 characters of password, those free password extractors only extract up to 8 characters maximum.”

“Unless you pay for the it.”

“WinRar’s better. Not that many people use it.”

WinZip comes together with Microsoft’s Windows Operating Systems usually.

“Haa.. now with Windows Vista it’s even easier to find pictures and videos directly haha!”

“That’s why.. the 1st thing technicians look are music, pictures & videos. So put anything you don’t want anyone to see in My Documents because that’s the least suspected folder. Besides, not many people use My Documents but create own folders from root drive(s).”

“Aiya, the solution is NOT to take sex pictures lah!”

The dinner was held on a Fri so those who had to stay at office were grumbling, “Where got time to prepare? How can I change?” There were Best Dressed for males & females. Most of us wore casual clothes & didn’t bother to bring a change of clothes.A flamboyant and loud engineer complained loudly when my colleague asked him to go onsite for a case, “Ah, tak mau! Nanti dinner! Saya tak mau pegi! Cari orang lain lah!” Unfortunately for him, he was the pager holder - meaning the 1st contact person to go onsite would be him & customer insisted on getting the onsite that evening. He’s the drink king in our dept - always “dui jao” & entertaining (he performed strip show before).

Early birds get a freebie in a metal box. Turned out everyone got 1 - it was the Lucky Number.

Lucky Number 87

It’s actually a USB thumbdrive with 2 lights - laser red light (handy for getting someone’s attention and training) & bright white light (handy for looking for row & seat in cinema but then who would bring thumbdrive to the cinema).

BraveSafe couldn’t find her name so she was a bit bummed she couldn’t get the freebie. When Jolly, sort of the guard and cases - actually I have no idea what his position is - he’s always standing at the lobby chatting & greeting people but he knows about cases sometimes. Cases, for us, stands for issues that customers reported to us. Where was I? When Jolly asked me, “How is it?” I told him that BraveSafe couldn’t find her name even though we had searched all the name list.

He got 1 of the organizers and they found her name! Registered reverse for First & Last Name. It’s a common misunderstanding - First Name in English, Tamil & Bahasa Malaysia refers to your name & the Last Name refers to family surname but for Chinese names, the surname is the First word.

Jolly’s like a Santa Claus. Such a big (old) man & still got to sit on Santa’s thigh. They look like brothers here, yes?

Dept Dinner Xmas 2007 (1) - fish & fish

Tasted soft but smelled fishy still. The hall was full of chandelier - that’s why the picture appeared yellowish.

Potatoes & chicken. OMG. If this is how Americans eat, it’s no wonder they feel so bloated & can get fat so fast! I passed a piece of chicken to my neighbour & I still couldn’t finish 3/4 of this.

Among the lucky draw was Swatch watch! I wanted a slim watch! Funky & chunky Swatch would do too - if I got it free :D

I didn’t win it. I didn’t win anything that night! But that’s ok, someone else got the prizes & they seemed happy.. Oh well, better luck next time!

Besides comedy stand up by 1 of the best comedian in Malaysia and a band singing old songs (for the mature ppl hehe), the organizers also got a group of voluptous ladies to sing & dance. Actually there were guy dancers but who would look at them when the ladies were so expressive?

1 of us got too high & climbed onto a table to grind hips like Shakira.

Nah, it was 1 of the dancers. She was wearing about 4inches of high heels. We were awed.

I like the bracelet. Gonna make one next time with Swarovski Crystal AB.

Those guys drank like there was no tomorrow. It was 1 of those times where they thought, “WTH, company pays us so low, now it’s the time for revenge. DRINK MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE till I pass out!”

Since BraveSafe drank red wine, I didn’t drink any in case I had to drive. But after that, I realized my driving license had expired anyway! Duh..

The graceful, sexy dancers. A colleague sitting at the back of the hall didn’t know they were “converted”. It was enough watching them mime the songs & dance - it was so real.

They didn’t have to push their breasts onto the guys face. She needn’t grab the guy’s hands to cup her breasts. They are females now, so please don’t cheapen the females, ok?! Respect yourself. You don’t need the men’s approval or their sexual attention to be proud of yourself.

The guy who got to touch the breasts said, “They are very hard.” He knocked on his chair. Hard like the chair?

Vampiyah!

Someone didn’t wear long lasting lipstick. Someone got a kiss. At least he didn’t get a love bite from 1 of the vampiyah-guys :P

Several guys got drunk & passed out. I should’ve gotten a marker to practice my art :) and taken pics of them to blackmail in the future.