Got this forwarded email and it’s funny (real too)!
Subject: MALAYSIA NATIONAL EXCUSE
This is Malaysia-and u should know
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
If you are thinking of going to Yun Nam Hair Care, read my post about its sister company New York Skin Solutions first!
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
NATIONAL LUNCH :
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Or train late haha.
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the
nearest pack,any pack,
pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then
after a few pints they
start swearing at everything…
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
mother-in-law around, early
appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold
enough, aircond too
cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the
pill, sleepy, stomach
cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t
shower, no water supply,
going to watch “Santa Barbara”, depress, no mood,
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and
you are all “dried up”.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails we have
another secret weapon
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
Even though I had corrected my family and friends about the pronounciation of this company from France, they still pronouce it as Car-4. Please! Memalukan! Especially when you are educated! It’s Kar-foo. KAR-FOO.
If you are the insightful author for this, please contact me :)